Unbridled humor

this will not be pleasant

it will not be over quickly

you will not enjoy this

you were not my king

I am not your Queen

for the idea of being into ONLY older women to be planted in my mind

I would expect you’d have SOME home training

but fuck no…..

Ya have to be reminded to shower

& wash your damned scalp

or brush your teeth

to think that the hip sway from side to side is more enjoyable rather than the classic slow stroke from back to front

on that alone, its not a spoon in a tea cup….. get the stroke right son

or to make little Willie jump & poke an ass cheek while spooning.. it is uncomfortable, seriously… all fucking night long?

childish and straight immature honestly

while attempting to be seductive, 1 stroke, 2 strokes & 3…. Jesus It’s not a rocket blaster… or a nail gun… slow down Hause… wtf

for a mother to constantly co-sign “he only dates older women!”

Jesus bitch, were they your friends? oh that must be why ya don’t have any… lord smfh

he didn’t learn bedroom etiquette either…. if I rolled over & tooted anything up it was so I didn’t have to look at ya…. (in my mind) Jesus get it over with…. and no funny business or I’ll knocked your fucking teeth out

wtf & for real why?

cosigned by a woman that can’t hug hello during Covid but can sure as hell smoke & drink & grind in my lap

when guttural growling through your teeth was an attempt at forcing your hand in an argument….

how hysterical with wide eyes my response

As you learned….. tone it down hauss- no I’m not phased….. & sit down

the attempt to bark louder each intended arguement…. calm it down young blood

this seasoned lady will ease you back with an eye brow lifted and a snicker before I ever show an once of fear

the claims of killing a man & affiliates in the bloods and the stories of fighting got me second guessing your manliness

if these are facts? why in every argument are you left crying like a bitch?

I’m so sorry, I’ll never leave you…. there is nothing in this world you could ever do to have me leave your side

oh but I’m supposed to tolerate the lies

So you say….. you didn’t give half-assed pipe to the quote unquote skinny stripper for a place to stay lol

all the while your playing best friend to a dude with a black man being linched on his chest… & fuckingvhis stripper daughter… & he let you? I’ll leave that right there

oh when you realized I don’t get jealous, that must have really messed with your mind

I realized you were only in love because you were homeless… noone falls in love faster than that!!!!

when I hold you accountable for your own actions & promises and your mad

the older women you dealt with sure must have been trash because I should never have had to retrain a thing

or tolerate the nonsense…

I’m certainly not going to stand for an arrest record with those charges

Dude, for real? online solicitation of minors? & you claim to be catfished?

& I’m supposed to stand by your side as you explain the story of how you got in that situation to begin with

Yes, I’m done… your family is only upset with me because I won’t “take you off their hands!”

they are clearly afraid of your temper.. I’m confused? what temper more like a temper tantrum

think about that…. I won’t stand for the nonsense you put out, & I’m the bad guy?

I’ll have material and jokes forever on that! jokes, jokes & more jokes!

I never should have uttered a word about…. . do some dishes or take out the trash… these are a given or mandatory hand over your man card, period

but you sure could sit back & be annoyed when you didn’t get some ass

am I missing a page or 2 in the life of You? …..I think NOT. you’ll be back sooner or later…

& normally I bank on this fact…. in time

Its the point if no return… You said “delete my shit” wish granted ~

& I meant that shit UNPLUGGED!

No, I’m not at my best & I feel like a complete failure but I never treated you like any other way than a potential life partner

I gave you the chance Hause & you blew it..

family memebers gave it less than a year….. I gave you a few too many options and nothing…

you just couldn’t Boss up

I guess now I can close that chapter for good

& here it is written and will be left as only I do

I will apologize for yelling but not for a single word that I said, peroid!

what I said is what I said & I meant that shit!

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